Sunday, April 20, 2014
sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

(Source: grindlebone)

puppiesarerad:

freddashdog:

Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.

It’s pure happiness for both of them

I’m fucking sobbing.

(Source: kyara-ruiz)

hoursago:

study group at the avengers midnight premiere?!!
for some loser who came up most of this
Troy and Abed decided they were gonna be awesome and somehow convinced everyone else to dress up too
Annie got really into it with them and suited up as Hawkeye
Jeff “Accidentally Handsome” Winger came as Tony Stark. What, he totally wears this, didn’t you see that movie?
Britta britta’d it. I mean, her favorite superhero is X-Man.
Shirley borrowed Hulk smash gloves from her boys!!
Pierce just really liked the concept of Captain America (i’m so sorry steve)
Same with Chang and Nick Fury (i’m so sorry sir)
Who else, honestly

hoursago:

study group at the avengers midnight premiere?!!

for some loser who came up most of this

  • Troy and Abed decided they were gonna be awesome and somehow convinced everyone else to dress up too
  • Annie got really into it with them and suited up as Hawkeye
  • Jeff “Accidentally Handsome” Winger came as Tony Stark. What, he totally wears this, didn’t you see that movie?
  • Britta britta’d it. I mean, her favorite superhero is X-Man.
  • Shirley borrowed Hulk smash gloves from her boys!!
  • Pierce just really liked the concept of Captain America (i’m so sorry steve)
  • Same with Chang and Nick Fury (i’m so sorry sir)
  • Who else, honestly

captain-mycaptain:

dirku:

nonomella:

that terrifying moment when everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left

that terrifying moment when there’s too many things that need resolving but the book has only 20 pages left

EITHER WAY

IT’S JUST LIKE

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Tuesday, April 15, 2014

queer-ish:

les-begin:

arielleishamming:

Shit That Scares Lesbians In Bed

I think long nails needs to be added to this

I SECOND THAT LONG NAILS NEED TO BE ADDED HERE.

willardpedia:

I wanna hug a chicken now

(Source: hannahbowl)

liamdryden:

but-letspretend:

thegreatbigfour:

lil-miss-choc:

608474:

Lucy (2014)

An action film.

With a female lead.

Played by Scarlett Johanssen

With no love interest.

With superpowers.

And Morgan Freeman.

I had no idea how much I wanted this until this moment.

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TOO EXCITED

I knew NOTHING of this movie until five minutes ago and that is a CRIME because I NEED IT

(Source: hury91)

Things have gotten to a point where I never imagined. The though of a break up never crossed my mind, but here we are. Not sure when things started going wrong, but they did. So I’ll stay in the apartment and he’ll be leaving. Again, something that never crossed my mind.

I spent many nights sobbing and aching for that closeness back… But to no avail. It hurts that I have to see him everyday But I know the hurt will pass. This is not to say I didn’t try, I tried so hard to move on and make us work again, but he refused. I may get blamed for everything going wrong, but as they say, “it takes two to tango.” I am not solely at fault here, and it’s taken me a good bit of time to realize this. Now that i have, I know I can move on. I can be happy without him. I can make my way in life without him.

This is not to say I’m not grateful for what he did do when we were fine. I know I’ll still cherish those memories. I know he’ll still have a place in my heart, as much as it hurts.

Time will pass. Things will get better.

Guess who alled out of work bc she has the stomach fluuuuuuu

(Source: hqlines)

(Source: ladylandscape)